Top 10 Things I learned during the Concert for Sandy Relief (12/12/12)

In order ...

10.  Silvio Dante from The Sopranos plays guitar in Bruce Springsteen's bandhowdidInotknowthis.

9.  Bruce Springsteen is so blue collar his armpits sweat down to his belt.

8.  Kristen Stewart is dumb -- "So, like, there was this hurricane, Sandy?  And it destroyed a lot of homes."

7.  Who says you can't go home, Bon Jovi?  Gov. Chris Christie, until all the moldy houses laying in the street are cleared away and the faucet water can't kill us if we drink it.  Maybe in another four months, but probably five or six.

6.  Eric Clapton is ageless.

5.  Mick Jagger is not.

4.  I wonder how much of the donations will go to some stupid "Go New Jersey!" commercial featuring Gov. Chris Christie and his family.  (Editor's Note: 4.7 million).

3.  Billy Joel didn't play Piano Man?  Billy Joel didn't play Piano Man!

2.  None of this is going to fix the mold in my walls.

1.  I'd rather watch The Sopranos.